As the proud owner of Braylon Edwards in the Chesapeake Bay Fantasy Football Conference, I have been dismayed by his subpar performance to date. It’s been grim and I haven’t been able to figure out why. Now I know, thanks to Fantasyguru.com.
Braylon Edwards Cle) – He’s literally half the player he was last year. Chicago’s Brandon Lloyd is a much better player right now. Seriously.
Literally?
packergeeks 
September 23, 2008 at 9:42 am |
Glad I didn’t draft him. Maybe you still have half a pick left?
September 24, 2008 at 12:38 am |
both the post and the comment by joe got a well-deserved chuckle here. i keep picturing the black knight in a browns uniform yelling to opposing db’s off to cover someone whole – “running away eh, you yellow bastards!”
September 29, 2008 at 9:03 pm |
i just saw braylon edwards and osi umenyiora (sp?) in commercials for 5 hr. energy. how they drink them before every game, and they love how it ‘makes them feel,’ and that they tell others to drink it.
massive conspiracy theory forming in my head. they looked possessed. creepy. one’s out for the season, the other’s massively talented and doing nothing.
steve, i think you need to be very careful. someone in your fantasy league may be more powerful and dangerous than you ever expected. the $150 winners’ pot isn’t worth your life. get out while you still can. and find out who has osi, and warn them. … scratch that, they may be in on it.