Articles like this are written. I like Lori’s stuff generally and it’s not that this is an irrelevant article (just ask the Cleveland Browns). But equipment cleaning? Really? I’m usually all for taking a different angle on things or writing about unique or obscure topics, but this seems to me to be more of a total boredom article brought to life by the simple question: what can I possibly write about next?. Been there Lori, been there.