Comments on: Posted With Apologies

By: sfhayes

sfhayes — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:03:37 +0000

Okay, I make not apologies for posting. The comments are too good.

By: bucky

bucky — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:35:08 +0000

Oooh, good stuff slappy. Color me scared.

By: PackSmack

PackSmack — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:17:04 +0000

bucky. were I your daddy, and I am, I would have told you not to be a lawyer; because though a check may clear, your conscience won’t. Just like the air around the cop’s nose, it will stink for ages. Don’t start giving me some kind of slappage, save your lame caps for some Bear fans, because you don’t want to get in a Smack-off with PackSmack. Now turn off the cartoons and go to bed.

By: bucky

bucky — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:24:40 +0000

Were I your lawyer, I’d want to wait for your check to clear before doing any substantive work on your case. . . .

By: PackSmack

PackSmack — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:46:34 +0000

Joe, She also chose (many times) to NOT pull my finger, which knowingly eliminates her involvement and control as to when the said event occurs. By forfeiting her right to be involved in the timing of the activity, she knowingly and willingly subjects herself to the event occurring at a random time. If I happen to be next to her when a random event occurs, chalk it up to chance and probability, right? Yeah, we’ve got a solid defense when this goes to court.

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:24:07 +0000

PackSmack – you may have a solid assumption of risk defense. After all she chose to marry you.

By: PackSmack

PackSmack — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:04:30 +0000

Don’t tell my wife about this; if dude gets convicted, she’s sure to bring up charges on me for repeated similar offenses.

By: Blue Cat

Blue Cat — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:02:38 +0000

It’s always a good idea to rip one in the face of the cop processing your arrest paperwork!