Packers Sign Condrew Allen

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His parents, like Jermichael Finley’s, must have fought about his first name.

“Conner.”

“Andrew.”

“No, Conner.”

“I said Andrew, dammit!”

“How about Andner?”

“That’s stupid.  Why not Condrew?”

“Perfect.  I love you.”

“Next time you feed, and I’ll water!”